SEATTLE HAIRY GIRLS 9 AND 10 ON DVD
Seattle Hairy Girls 9 and 10 on one DVD. No longer available on VHS.
SEATTLE HAIRY GIRLS 9 Since the discovery by adult film makers of the burgeoning market for hairy-woman videos, one milestone after another has been reached. We’ve seen women who are about as hairy as a woman could be (Sandra, Laura). We’ve seen beautiful hairy women (Seattle Hairy Girl models Ivy, Anna Paxton, and Sara Sage). We’ve seen two hairy women as bisexual lovers (Hirsute Lovers I). We’ve seen hairy women get fucked (Lisa in Hirsute Lovers II, the women in the Muffmania Series). We’ve seen a hairy woman take it up the ass (Danielle Dupres in Muffmania I). We’ve even seen a woman with super-hairy arms stroke her forearm hair erotically (Melinda in Seattle Hairy Girls 7).
Heck, what’s left? A hairy girl with one eyebrow, that’s what. Oh, sure, we’ve seen hairy girls with a barely detectable fringe connecting two thicker brows–if we pressed the VCR pause button at just the right moment and squinted hard. That’s not what we mean. We mean a hairy babe with one clearly visible, uninterrupted arc of thick bushy fur above both eyes and the bridge of her nose. That we hadn’t seen–until viewing Zephyra in Seattle Hairy Girls 9.
This pretty, mid-twenties brunette has shoulder-length hair, nice hairy pits, decently hairy legs to the knee, and a thick bush that flares over her crotch lines from one inch at the top to about five inches at the bottom. She also boasts a thin happy trail and large saggy breasts with big nubby nips. But it’s her eyebrows–or rather, eyebrow–that sets Zephyra apart. No thin, plucked, clean-edged arcs of hair above these eyes. What we see instead is two dense, tangled thickets connected above the nose by an amazing tuft of hair that’s nearly as bushy as the brows it links. This is extra eyebrow hair you could feel, tug, caress, muss, smooth out, and otherwise do whatever you like to do to a woman’s body hair. There’s nothing else like it on video.
Zephyra’s performance, however, is only so-so. She goes through the motions, following director Rodney Moore’s cues, but her movements are stiff, unsensual, and ultimately not terribly erotic. The naughtiness, the wonderful teasing quality that Moore is usually able to coax out of his models is, in Zephyra, more latent than realized. She doesn’t seem all that comfortable posing nude before the camera. Even the way she strokes the hair on her armpits, legs, and pussy has a stilted mechanical look. Were it not for her fabulously furry brow, which the camera only zooms in on once, and which she doesn’t touch at all, we would have fast-forwarded through most of her segment.
Even though most Seattle Hairy Girl videos feature three hairy models, Volume Nine has only two. And the second model, who’s billed as Goddess Kring but who introduces herself as Shannon, is a huge disappointment: the only model to appear in a Seattle Girl video to date who could not be called attractive by any stretch of the imagination. Rubenesque–bordering on fat–with dirty blonde hair and a homely face, Shannon has good bush coverage–her hair spills well into her thighs–but the hair isn’t thick; the flesh beneath shows through. She has a broad treasure trail and lightly haired pits, but, in another unfortunate first, she’s the only model in a Seattle Hairy Girl video without a speck of hair on her legs. To make matters worse, director Moore tries to spice up this segment with fancy graphics and other multimedia tricks that have zilch to do with the business at hand and only exacerbate its weaknesses.
SEATTLE HAIRY GIRLS 10 Well beyond the point where most adult video series have grown staler than last year’s TV Guide, the Seattle Hairy Girls series continues to surprise and delight. Volume 10, for example, is loaded with firsts. It’s the first video in the series to offer five new furry felines instead of the usual two or three, the first to show a woman with long, fine, silky, blonde hair who doesn’t shave, the first to feature two women who specifically model the copious hair on their forearms, the first to present an attractive hefty woman who’s not only totally hirsute but who also sports a distinct mustache and chin whiskers, and the first to include a foxy, hairy, muscle-bound babe.
Kirsten, a young, tall, rangy blonde, has girl-next-door comeliness and straight, lustrous, straw-colored hair that extends midway down her back. Broad swaths of long, fine, silky hairs adorn her armpits. The nipples of her medium-size breasts are encircled with silken strands. Her leg hair, extending to the knee, is somewhat sparse by the usual Seattle Hairy Girl standards, and it doesn’t show up well in any but tight close-ups, but director-cameraman Rodney Moore is sensitive to this and provides us with plenty. Kirsten’s pussy, however, sports a gratifyingly vivid forest that spills two or three inches down her thighs, forms a delectable tail of hair between her legs, and beguilingly fringes her asshole, which we get to see a good deal of. Crotch shots, both pantied and unclothed, as well as spectacular fuck-me-in-the-ass shots, abound in this segment. Kirsten isn’t as fluid and kinetic as Moore’s hottest models. Her performance is more like a series of stills, but she assumes all the classic poses, and she’s not bashful about revealing everything.
Next is a short, sizzling segment in which two pretty, young, shaved women, blonde Brooke Lynn and black-haired Natasha, display their sole claim to hairy fame: their lushly carpeted forearms. The girls rub each other’s hairy arms and tug at their hair while Moore’s camera moves in to ensure that we don’t miss a thing. Natasha’s forearm hair is dark and clearly visible, but Brooke Lynn’s hairy blonde limbs, while slightly harder to see, actually appear more thickly furred, especially at the swell near her elbows, where the hair bunches up in tangled bushes that the camera fleetingly records. Still, this segment is largely a missed opportunity. Moore is obviously not a forearm-hair freak himself and didn’t quite know how to handle this scene. We would have loved to see the girls really get off on each other’s hairy arms, rubbing them against their cheeks, bodies, and crotches, licking them, tugging at the hair with their teeth, and holding their forearms in front of a TV screen where static electricity would have made their hair stand out straight so that we could admire its length. What we see is rather a baby step in this direction, over and done in a few moments–but moments worth the video’s price alone.
Estrella follows, and she’s extraordinary on a number of counts. Like many people, we prefer our hairy women on the lean side, but Rubenesque brunette Estrella, whom we’d guess is about 5′5″ and weighs maybe 160 pounds, is as attractive a fat woman as we’ve ever seen. And she’s truly hirsute–with thick eyebrows, great bushes of hair in her armpits, somewhat hairy forearms that the camera, unfortunately, all but ignore, a tugable treasure trail, a great fleshy crotch covered with a splendid pubic pelt that spills well into her thighs, thickly haired legs with both calves and thighs carpeted with fur, and a hairy asshole that we only get to glimpse. But Estrella’s most notable feature isn’t any of these: It’s her dark thick mustache–reminiscent of the upper-lip fringes on some fourteen-year-old Hispanic boys before their beards begin to grow–and visible chin whiskers, which together are reminiscent of a Van Dyke beard. Best of all, Estrella fondles all her hair for us–including her mustache, chin whiskers, eyebrows, and forearm fur in what is perhaps the video’s most erotic performance. Don’t like fat? Estrella may well change your mind.
Finally, Nikki, a pretty, fresh-faced brunette who likes physical sports and has the body to prove it, shows off her light fringe of mustache, chin whiskers, moderately hairy armpits, faint treasure trail, lightly haired forearms (ignored by the camera), lightly haired legs (that the camera struggles to show us, largely in vain), and a nice bush on her cunt that extends around her crotch to encircle her asshole. When Nikki flexes for us, her biceps swell to man-like size. Although she isn’t ripped like a Miss Universe contender, her sinewy calves and thighs are super-hot. At one point, she erotically peels her red, ultra-short cutoffs halfway down, revealing only the upper tuft of her cunt hair, as if inviting us to finish the job. We long for more poses like that. Sometimes less is more.]]>