REAL DEAL 1 DVD
For people who love classic porn, Real Deal 1 DVD is a real winner.
In the debut volume of this new series, homely, slightly chubby, blonde Jamie Monroe is in a video studio control booth playing various adult videos,which we watch with her while she jerks herself off. Her pussy, while unshaved, is only moderately hairy. After each scene, Jamie reappears to comment nastily on the action.
Most scenes feature the series’ producer-director, Loretta Sterling, a tall slender blonde with a great body, a nasty mouth, and a lightly haired cunt. What makes this video a must-have, though, isthe utterly sensational and unique Christine Woods, whom we’ll get to in a moment.
The opener includes Loretta, porn star Rick Savage, and beautiful brunette Dawn, whose pussy, alas, is both shaved at the edges and trimmed. Rick and Loretta each suck one of her ample tits, then Dawn blows Rick while Loretta eats her cunt. There’s all manner of daisy-chaining in this scene. Rick eats Dawn while Loretta sucks his huge salami. Dawn rides Rick’s swollen pole while Loretta feels her tits and clit. Rick porks Dawn while she straddles Loretta, who pulls Rick’s monster out of Dawn’s cunt to swallow herself. Finally, Rick shoots his load on the women’s faces. Next, pretty brunette Debbie and Loretta appear with porn’s beloved furball, Ron Jermey. Loretta licks Debbie’s asshole while Ron feels her partially shaved and trimmed pussy. Ron then bones Debbie from behind with his 13-inch anaconda while Debbie laps Loretta’s cunt. Loretta wears a black lace crotchless body stocking that’s super-sexy. Ron shoves his finger into Debbie’s shitter, he bones Loretta, Loretta and Debbie each ride Ron’s huge joystick in turn, and Debbie swallows Ron’s meat while fingering Loretta’s asshole. Finally, in one of the video’s best moments, Ron gives Loretta’s asshole a thorough reaming with his giant cock, while Loretta screams, “Oh shit, oh shit!” In a rather blah scene three, Debbie wears a bikini on a chaise lounge outdoors. She covers herself with suntan oil, fingering her cunt and asshole in the process.
Rick Nasty appears and the couple moves to a straw mat, where the usual sucking and fucking occur.
The following scene introduces Christine Woods, an attractive, chunky, thick-limbed—but not fat—blonde with long silken tresses, mountainous breasts, and a crotch you have to see to believe. It’s not her cunt, profusely hairy though it is, including a broad treasure trail, that makes Christine one of a kind. It’s her ass. This is the first hairy-cunted girl we’ve seen on video whose ass cheeks and asshole are actually hairier than her very hairy cunt. Wait till you see her ass cheeks. They’re almost entirely covered in thick, dark-blonde, eminently tuggable hair that spills thickly down the backs of her thighs a good 18 inches. Her shit hole is so hairy it almost defies belief. It’s hairier than Laura’s, hairier than Sandra’s, hairier than everyone’s to date. Action-wise, Loretta first goes down on Christine, burying her face in the hairiest blonde crotch in porn. Christine then returns the favor. Loretta, incidentally, has one of the biggest clits we’ve ever seen, a thumb-sized sucker that juts up like a ittle cock when Christine licks it, which she does thoroughly and well. In the final scene, Jamie who’s so hot from watching the scenes with us that she can’t stand it, grabs some guy in the studio, drags him to bed, and fucks him tepidly. Despite its unevenness, this is a nicely stitched together video with some genuinely comedic moments.